He's a big jolly guy, so he gets the big blue mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and a teeny sprinkle of cinnamon on top. Cinnamon is good for blood sugar and with all of those cookies, Santa needs a little faux ho ho dieting here and there.
He won't notice the sugar free hot cocoa as long as there is some dreamily melting low fat whipped cream forming a hazy oasis on the top. Too much milk will make him sleepy and he has to finish all those deliveries before daybreak!
I've tested the hot beverage and a small selection of cookies. I think it passes Santa's dietary standard requirements. The reindeer's carrots and apples are going to be fresh when Santa stops at my house. Dee, there is a Santa stop for me!
What will you put out for Santa and his reindeer?